hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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do u ever wake up and start ur day and everything adn ur all ready to get stuff done

and then ur cat jumps in ur bed and ur like. what could hurt to sit and pet for a while.

next thing u kno it’s 4 hrs later and ur hair is all messed up and u are not at all prepared to start hw whooops

a question to the skate board side of tumblr


how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?

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Watermelon Atronach

And from which plane of Oblivion does this thing hail?



Watermelon Atronach

And from which plane of Oblivion does this thing hail?

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"can i see your phone?"

"ya one sec"


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I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

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Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

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